I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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