I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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