so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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