You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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