You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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