i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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