plz talk dirty to me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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