I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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