Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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