Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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