Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he quoted the bible to break up with me
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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