Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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