I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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