Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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