So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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