I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Boobs are out for the taking
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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