**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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