wat bout pragnant strippers??
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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