is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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