Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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