Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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