we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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