Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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