So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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