One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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