Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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