I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
