So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
