once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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