I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Non-Jews are for practice
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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