big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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