how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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