the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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