He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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