My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
accomplished twins. life is a go
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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