My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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