your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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