Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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