Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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