"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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