that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Sorry about my life...
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Randomize
