Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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