Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
