we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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