he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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