Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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