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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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