They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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