I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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