Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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