marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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