I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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