and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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