i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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