So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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