just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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