He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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