mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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